Important Customer Message
How can you get a trick Gopher you ask? Now is your chance at Gophers 4 Sale!
We breed a special variety of trick Gophers for carnivals, entertainment venues, and parade organizers. But after a busy mating season our Gopher sanctuary is now overstocked. So we have received special permission from the government to sell our special breed of trick Gophers (on this website only!) at a low cost to the general public. That's right. You're only going to pay the shipping charges.
What makes our trick Gophers different from other sanctuaries?
Just order and see for yourself! Our incredible trainers only allow the best, most energetic, and competent Gopher skiers out the door. Everyone works five days a week (and sometimes on the weekend) to ensure that customers are happy with their new trick Gopher.
Can regular people really own a trick Gopher?
Only for a limited time. As mentioned above, this special breed of trick Gophers are normally reserved for professional handlers. Because of their extensive training and ease of care we have received a special license from the worlds governments (LIC 184.108.40.206.6) to sell our overstock to those aged 13 and above. If you're to young just ask Mom and Dad for permission before ordering.
Ready to order your new best friend?
First thing to do is read our requirements to learn about food, space, and future training needs for our trick Gophers. Next, head over to our store and order your new pet!
Thanks again for helping to find new homes for our trick Gophers. Be sure to share this page with a friend.
Land Rush Sanctuary